if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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