i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
