I smell stomach acid.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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