but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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