Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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