But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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