8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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