Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
