Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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