I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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