i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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