I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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