Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Randomize
