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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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