And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Randomize
