smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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