google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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