i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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