I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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