the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
