Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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