all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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