If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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