How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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