Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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