If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Let's paint friendship bongs
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
i've created a new STD.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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