this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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