Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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