Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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