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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
