Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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