no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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