I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
May the power of my ass compel you!!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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