God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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