How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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