Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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