just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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