the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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