4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Randomize
