It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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