i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Couch. On fire.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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