He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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