Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I am available for nakedness
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
