i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love black thongs
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
