he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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