You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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