is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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