We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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