I puked a lego.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she told me i tasted like america
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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