also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
you made out with another girl for some wings
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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